This test was originally designed by the former Chief Medical Officer of the IFT Flagship USS T'hy'la NFC 8406.
Score 1 point for an A, 2 points for a B, 3 points for a C and 4 points for a D.
1 How many appendages are you equipped with?
A 4
B 7
C 7-10
D >10
2 How many times a day do you loose your temper?
A None
B 1
C 3
D >5
3 When you run up a hill what do you feel when you reach the top?
A Was that a hill?
B Good exercise but enough is enough?
C I should've beamed here?
D No hill will conquer me?
4 You're still on top of that hill. If you take a deep breath is it more like:
A Not really necessary but I did it for arguments sake?
B Well one more and then I'm ok?
C What do you think I'm doing?
D Deep breaths are for weaklings?
5 You can come down off that hill now. How often would you consider going back
up for exercise?
A Once a day?
B Once a week?
C Once was quite enough?
D Not enough of a challenge, much prefer holographic monsters?
6 Do you often come across experiences that no one else shares?
A Sometimes but they all have reasonable explanations?
B Yes but my doctor tells me they will all go away soon?
C My voices won't permit me to answer this question?
D I thought that was normal in outer space?
7 In the course of everyday life do your eyes ever betray you?
A Not yet.
B Only if I don't wear glasses/contacts/visor?
C Are you suggesting the pink elephants shouldn't be there?
D Not unless I'm on bridge duty at night?
8 How old are you? (NO need to be insulted, very broad cathegories.)
A 10-30
B 30-100
C 100-250
D No idea, too many time space anomalies lately, need to get a bioscan.
9 Sitting down to have dinner after a long day on duty which would you prefer?
A Vegetable soup, hold all spices?
B Baked salmon with potatoes au gratin?
C Organic lentils - the government tracks us through food?
D Unless it's still wriggling it's no food worthy to eat?
Results
<12
You're one cool cucumber, and I almost mean that literally. Plenty of exercise,
nutritious food and a firm grasp on reality (or so you think).
On Earth you're either an insurance salesperson or an air traffic
controller.Anywhere else you're a Vulcan.
13-20
Life must be quite agreeable. Nothing much out of the ordinary but if there is
you can live with a small amount of uncertainty. If you scored high on loosing
your temper there might be an explanation, quite a few people have found traces
of Klingon DNA in their cells. Investigations into to cause are under way.
21-28
You're probably a reasonable person most of the time but sometimes, hopefully
during free time, things go a little overboard. You like high-risk hobbies like
paragliding and mountain climbing. Had it been available you would no doubt like
orbital skydiving. Any job in the emergency services or maybe security would
suit you but I'm not sure I would like you as my counsellor.
29-36
You should be happy this is just an email physical or you'd be committed on the
spot. Either that or you need detox. Granted your life must be exciting but it's
all in your head. You don't appear very fit wonder why what with running from
CIA spies or chasing pink elephants (no they shouldn't be there).
>37
Here's a real adventurer. Someone who looks faith in the eye then smacks it in
the mouth. Nothing is a challenge. Fitness is not a task but a lifestyle.
Perhaps you even work out at work. On Earth you're called Steve Irwin and makes
nature movies that defy logic. Anywhere else you're sure to be a Klingon
warrior.